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| One should never have to search for second base! |
It has come to the attention of the commissioner’s office that a CCSL rain makeup took place Thursday, June 14 between PMA and PTM at Edgeley 7 -- an unofficial, unsanctioned, unkempt baseball field. Multiple issues have been noted, and separate 300-word narratives will be required for each:
1. The infield grass was 6 inches tall, which is 4.75 inches over CCSL height requirements according to rule 32f. I don’t know how many times I have to remind you all that this is dangerous and unfounded! And something that can be easily resolved with an official Edventure push mower ($79.99) and weedwacker ($65)! Don’t forget to order these from the catalog before the next Lawn Sculpture Rallye takes place at Girard College July 14-16, 2012.
2. The bases and pitching rubber were not set up according to league rules with Edventure tape measures (2 for $30). Rather, they were just tossed willy-nilly into the baseball field’s unkempt grass, creating what can only be described as a “potentially dangerous situation.” When we don’t follow the rules and neglect to place second base 16 feet plus Pi past the circle that is the diameter of one CCSL infield rake ($20) centered on the pitching rubber, this can lead to a bruised ego, scraped knee, or worse. Remember, safety first!
I have been told via OnStar car phone that the “final tally” of this game was Art Museum 17, Please Touch 9. Since this game has playoff implications, and the margin of victory was less than 10 runs, it is probable that the commissioner will follow rule 57c, which states the game will be discounted and a Do-Over requested. Just think of the meaningless game you just played as an Edventure! More information will be posted shortly.
Please submit your 300-word narratives post haste.
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