Thursday, May 31, 2012

NO GAME TODAY! NARRATIVE TO COME!

Hi, fellow CCSL’ers, I hope you are all having a wonderful Thursday and are also not planning on attending today’s Art Museum vs. Please Touch Museum makeup game.
 Word has just been received at the Commissioner’s Office that one captain, alias Pittsburgh Suspendee #1, forgot to confirm an agreed-upon date with the Touchers.  Looks like my latest Edventure Full Moon Rallye really “stumped” him!
As you all know, Full Moon Rallyes (entry fee of $15.99, optional commemorative Rallye towels $8.99, for a pair!) are an exciting time, and also a great way to experience the city of Philadelphia and schedule makeup games.  Pittsburgh Suspendee #1 must have missed a clue right outside his place of work (What is a statue and rhymes with Socky?) and got lost on his way to Please Touch to inform them of the aforementioned agreed-upon date. 
A 300 word narrative is expected to arrive sometime this afternoon, and a decision will be made regarding the future of this game.  Depending on the tone and punctuation of the narrative, Please Touch may be awarded a 4-run handicap, and also 4 outs per inning from innings 5-7, inclusive.  This is in accordance with our latest rulebook (which is conveniently located on the right tab.)
But don’t worry. Just think of that 4-run penalty as an Edventure!

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